Mary Green is a writer, comedian, and television viewer from Fredericton, New Brunswick. She once performed a George Carlin monologue as an audition for her junior high drama club and was granted a role in the chorus for her efforts. She has performed her original standup comedy around the maritimes, sharing the stage with Aparna Nancherla, Sara Schaefer, and Kathleen McGee. Mary co-hosts a monthly comedy showcase called Human Butts, the only comedy show in New Brunswick named after a hat. She continues to live in Fredericton because it has never occurred to her to leave.